hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot, via trust)

vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

(via retrodirection)

kindkevin:

sexual frustration, no thank u

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via trust)