meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle, via mrssnapemcgonagall)

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via our-loudest-silence)